Fossdogbab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy coyote.

Fossdogbab created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdogbab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fossdogbab, she will curse you with boils.

Fossdogbab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fossdogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at forests.

2. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not record signs concerning moons.

5. Never look at nebulae.