Legnegduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited dugong.

Legnegduss created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnegduss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legnegduss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Legnegduss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Legnegduss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Legnegduss.

2. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never feed lots of peas to cats while wearing violet dresses.