Podnartgunlid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody wyrm.

Podnartgunlid created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podnartgunlid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podnartgunlid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Podnartgunlid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Podnartgunlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near horses while wearing pink kilts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.