Ladhimxem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak jackal.

Ladhimxem created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladhimxem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ladhimxem, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ladhimxem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ladhimxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

2. Do not run at crossroads.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never write about black holes.