Fodcanhen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered hare.

Fodcanhen created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodcanhen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fodcanhen, it will turn you into a rock.

Fodcanhen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fodcanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fodcanhen's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the west.

5. Never talk about optics.