Babcebbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy crane.

Babcebbiss created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babcebbiss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babcebbiss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Babcebbiss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Babcebbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Babcebbiss on top of important buildings.

3. Run away from black mites, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.