Sadtarlinfad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome giraffe.

Sadtarlinfad created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtarlinfad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadtarlinfad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sadtarlinfad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sadtarlinfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not laugh at crossroads.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.