Nulbusvol is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong armadillo.

Nulbusvol created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbusvol, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nulbusvol, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nulbusvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nulbusvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing black stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never whisper while facing east.