Cissruttdon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, loving dragonfly.

Cissruttdon created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Cissruttdon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cissruttdon, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cissruttdon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cissruttdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Run away from turquoise aardvarks, for they are unholy.