Pangtagdap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient frog.

Pangtagdap created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Pangtagdap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pangtagdap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pangtagdap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pangtagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangtagdap.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not cook food in pots.