Xinfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering capybara.

Xinfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xinfit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinfit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xinfit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Worship no other gods but Xinfit.