Faggofleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient zebra.

Faggofleg created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Faggofleg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Faggofleg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Faggofleg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Faggofleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near whales.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Never feed grapes to seals while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.