Dagtargcen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent monkey.

Dagtargcen created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagtargcen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagtargcen, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dagtargcen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dagtargcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Hide from green ants for they are unholy.