Monwotmet is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody naga.

Monwotmet created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Monwotmet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monwotmet, it will turn you into a mole.

Monwotmet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Monwotmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing south.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Do not prepare grapes while filled with joy.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.