Yarbestcub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless wyvern.

Yarbestcub created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbestcub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarbestcub, he will turn you into a dog.

Yarbestcub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yarbestcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Always help geese.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.