Fasnarlril is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, overgenerous mongoose.

Fasnarlril created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnarlril, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasnarlril, she will cry a lot.

Fasnarlril's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fasnarlril's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix carrots with water.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Run away from magenta moths, for they are unholy.