Bablopfumlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable snake.

Bablopfumlam created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bablopfumlam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bablopfumlam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bablopfumlam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bablopfumlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Heed all dreams.