Davtifsom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective shark.

Davtifsom created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtifsom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davtifsom, he will come to you in dreams.

Davtifsom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Davtifsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your feet red.