Dapfidgub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil badger.

Dapfidgub created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfidgub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dapfidgub, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dapfidgub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dapfidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never mix lemons with oil.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Do not place carrots upon stone.