Vagdaggan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing parrot.

Vagdaggan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdaggan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vagdaggan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vagdaggan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vagdaggan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Never gather eight otters near doors.