Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering snake.

Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan, he will turn you into a rock.

Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. You must love Fedarnxem Wonfatratflambenbitwodcan.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.