Stikgupkan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, vain dove.

Stikgupkan created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikgupkan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikgupkan, he will be very unhappy.

Stikgupkan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stikgupkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle carbon while unclean.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Put Stikgupkan first in all things.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing purple coats and balancing three lead spheres on your back.