Wapsanddot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered bee.

Wapsanddot created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapsanddot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wapsanddot, it will come to you in dreams.

Wapsanddot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wapsanddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.