Monxucfid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable mole.

Monxucfid created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Monxucfid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monxucfid, he will ignore you.

Monxucfid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Monxucfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with mice.