Budfligwat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive crocodile.

Budfligwat created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfligwat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budfligwat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Budfligwat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Budfligwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.