Flamquagdossbot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty grasshopper.

Flamquagdossbot created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamquagdossbot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flamquagdossbot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flamquagdossbot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flamquagdossbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never feed gooseberries to great tits while wearing turquoise coats.

4. Do not name children after doves.

5. Never mark doors with indigo.