Mutquagcisslop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental dolphin.

Mutquagcisslop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutquagcisslop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutquagcisslop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mutquagcisslop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mutquagcisslop's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.