Gebsakkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Gebsakkap created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsakkap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gebsakkap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gebsakkap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gebsakkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.