Narlsidbet is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient dingo.

Narlsidbet created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsidbet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narlsidbet, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Narlsidbet's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Narlsidbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Always store tomatoes above ground.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Narlsidbet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill snails.