Liplenlamzim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane goose.

Liplenlamzim created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liplenlamzim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Liplenlamzim, she will be very unhappy.

Liplenlamzim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Liplenlamzim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Liplenlamzim four times a day.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Liplenlamzim on top of important buildings.