Yarmiggud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful dingo.

Yarmiggud created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmiggud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarmiggud, it will manifest in front of you.

Yarmiggud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yarmiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. You must pray to Yarmiggud eight times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Yarmiggud.

5. You must never eat grapes.