Nilldimfod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient dragon.

Nilldimfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nilldimfod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilldimfod, it will turn you into a dog.

Nilldimfod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nilldimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never wear hats.