Cenbessbim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable seal.

Cenbessbim created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cenbessbim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cenbessbim, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cenbessbim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cenbessbim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn sheep for they are unholy.

2. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Do not bounce at mountains.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.