Veenkemappkonsintamarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited dryad.

Veenkemappkonsintamarn created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Veenkemappkonsintamarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veenkemappkonsintamarn, it will manifest in front of you.

Veenkemappkonsintamarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Veenkemappkonsintamarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Veenkemappkonsintamarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

5. Never hop in the presence of mites.