Bodbarnfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful turtle.

Bodbarnfab created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbarnfab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bodbarnfab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bodbarnfab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bodbarnfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Run away if nine bats approach from the east.

4. Always share apples with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.