Nurcusspark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring guinea pig.

Nurcusspark created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurcusspark, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurcusspark, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurcusspark's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurcusspark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

3. You must pray to Nurcusspark six times a day.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Never wear corsets.