Nulldimcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring tapir.

Nulldimcub created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulldimcub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nulldimcub, he will turn you into a tree.

Nulldimcub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nulldimcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not prepare corn while filled with anger.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.