Larpnil is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, deceitful ferret.

Larpnil created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larpnil, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larpnil's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Larpnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.