Gutnilduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, two-faced deer.

Gutnilduss created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutnilduss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gutnilduss, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gutnilduss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gutnilduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Never jump in the presence of otters.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

5. Always wear white.