Quillabsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable capybara.

Quillabsaw created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quillabsaw, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillabsaw, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quillabsaw's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Quillabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Quillabsaw loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not consume peas at dawn.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed aubergines to tortoises while wearing gray shirts.