Capbodsak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful coyote.

Capbodsak created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbodsak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Capbodsak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Capbodsak's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Capbodsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

5. Heed all portents.