Rakyarpbut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring goat.

Rakyarpbut created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakyarpbut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rakyarpbut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rakyarpbut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rakyarpbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always obey Rakyarpbut's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the east.