Pod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent jaguar.

Pod created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to swans while wearing indigo scarves.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.