Sawligaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Sawligaf created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawligaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawligaf, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sawligaf's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sawligaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Never mark doors with magenta.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.