Quafpombam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy wyrm.

Quafpombam created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafpombam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quafpombam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quafpombam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quafpombam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray bats, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never handle silicon while unclean.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.