Cubkin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent toad.

Cubkin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubkin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cubkin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cubkin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cubkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never gather six badgers near doors.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.