Nibpangzig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective snail.

Nibpangzig created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpangzig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibpangzig, she will not care.

Nibpangzig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nibpangzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.