Kembisszim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful wyvern.

Kembisszim created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kembisszim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kembisszim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kembisszim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kembisszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at mountains.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Do not take Kembisszim's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kembisszim.