Xinvilsag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless mole.

Xinvilsag created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvilsag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinvilsag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinvilsag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Xinvilsag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Retreat if nine ants approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.