Pogvidjenmighab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful squid.

Pogvidjenmighab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogvidjenmighab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogvidjenmighab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pogvidjenmighab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pogvidjenmighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from iron.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.